Albus Severus and The Pyramids of Furmat

I guess this is goodbye. The fic is now hosted on fanfiction.net. This community is useless now. Thanks for the memories.

Hello, dear readers. Long time no see, eh?
As you can clearly see by the posts on my regular LJ, I have become quite the Whovian (meaning I have become quite obsessed with a British TV series called Doctor Who, which, if you don't know, is about a 907-year-old Time Lord called the Doctor who travels through the universe in a blue police box called the TARDIS, which is bigger on the inside....yeah, it's pretty effing weird. BUT IT'S SO EFFING GOOD!)

Anyway, I have somehow managed to resume chronicling the adventures of the certain son of a wizard....no, not Merlin, Jr.! It's Albus Severus Potter, of course. This chapter, however, deals with everyone's favorite gay, buzuq-playing werewolf.(No, not Jacob Black in heat, you TwiTards.) Our beloved Thaddeus T. Wigglesworth takes centre stage in this chapter, where we learn what may happen when you push his Berserk Button too hard...
Enjoy, mon choux.

P.S.: Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.

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Hola, dear readers.

I have been thinking about where to take my slowly-spiraling-nowhere fic next. A thought came to me: wouldn't it be funny (and kind of sad in a way) if everyone but Harry Potter dies as a result of the Wizard Apocalypse, truly making Harry the Boy Who Lived? :P

I would love to do that, but wouldn't that be depressing?

Expect Chapter Eleven (which may or may not feature a cameo by Matt Smith's Eleventh Doctor) in X weeks or months. (X meaning some number that may or may not exist on this plane of existance.)

Yeah, a new chapter. Beware of bombshells. Very shocking news awaits you...

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More of a drabble than anything else, I just felt like writing something that ships Harry/Luna that IS part of the story.

Also, I've seen Twilight TWICE

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Yup, chapter nine is here, and it brings a certain hero to Hogwarts as a guest. With a new spell to be learned, and new friends to be made, this chapter is a great follow-up to the previous chapter, which some people (including me) proclaimed as my best.

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In the newest chapter, we take a very Stephenie Meyer-esque look at the romantic relationship between Albus and Polly. Polly, in this chapter, reminds one of a likeable mix of Ginny Weasley, Lavender Brown, Bella Cullen, and Hermione. I guess this means I'm back!

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Expect it to be released really soon. In what may be the most romantic chapter yet, Polly and Albus are officially an item, and Polly is reminding me more and more of a likeable combination of Ginny and Lavender. This chapter finally takes us to Wigglesworth's office, and we definitely see a friendship between James and Scorpius emerging.

Hey guys.

I'm taking a LOOOOOONNNNGGG break from AS and the POF, since I'm going to camp for 4 weeks, and I'm out of ideas.
I'm not abandoning the project, it's just that I haven't got any inspiration to write. Instead, I'll write some drabbles and start a project unrelated to HP: Ernie the World's Greatest Milkman.

See ya in late August, then.


-DeathlyH

PS: Indiana Jones is watching you.

This chapter is well worth the wait. A Gerard Butler joke, a tragic hero, a house-elf who worships a certain Grimmauld Place resident, Alan Rickman, and some dried blood + a couple weeks (or is it months?) =
CHAPTER SEVEN! Enjoy!

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